Total Number of Nappies/Diapers Used: 623
Gallons of Breast Milk Consumed: 29.4
Number of Bottles Given by Mummy & Daddy: 2
Number of Bottles Consumed: 0
Total Number of Feedings: 741

Total Hours Slept: 957
Longest Period of Continuous Sleep in Hours: 5
Average Period of Sleep in Hours: 1.5
Longest Period of Fussing Before Sleep in Hours: 1.5

Age: 8 weeks & 1 day
Length: ~23 Inches
Weight: ~10 lbs
Clothing Size: 0-3 months
Length of Each Foot: 3.5 inches

Total Number of People Met: 67 *
Number of Photos Taken: 1415
Age at First Shopping Trip to Barnes & Noble: 3 weeks
Trips to Daddy’s Office: 5 (Only 1 inside the office)

Number of Baths: 7
Number of Times He Has Scratched His Face: 12
Number of Times He Has Scratched Mummy & Daddy: 27
Number of Nails Cut with Clippers: 30
Number of Times Mummy Has Drawn Blood with Clippers: 1
Number of Times Mummy Has Used the Clippers Since Drawing Blood: 0
Number of Times His Hair Has Been Brushed/Combed: 1

Number of Smiles (Gas/Dreaming and Real): 112 *
Number of Different Sounds Made: 13
Number of Explosive Nappies/Diapers (could not be contained by the cover): 6
Number of Loads of Laundry Done of His Nappy/Diaper Covers, Clothes and Blankets: 37

Favorite Football (Soccer) Team: Liverpool Football Club (LFC)
Favorite Album: “Atlantis – Hymns for Disco” by K-Os
Biggest Dislikes: Wearing Hats When He Goes Out & Having His Hands Covered-Up by Blankets
* Complete Guess

2 comments:
Inconceivable!
Genius!
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